at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

cyberlocc:

never come for grandma

zodiacbaby:

Who is she

zodiacbaby:

Who is she

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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ridge:

………….LLLLLMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO :((

ridge:

………….LLLLLMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO :((

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED