bewbin:

People: *try accusing me of being part of the illuminati*

Me: △?

ridge:

i would be so offended 

ridge:

i would be so offended 

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

"We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories."
- Jonathan Gottschall, The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human (via wordsnquotes)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE